Romantic days celebration is kinda stupid, but gender isn’t foolish and really love isn’t really stupid both! It’s our very own annual duty as an on-line mag to create another item to poke into the girlfriend every Valentine’s Day/Holiday month, and on a yearly basis I’m lured anew to simply reduce & paste from previous courses (and extremely, the

Sex-Themed Holigay Surprise Guide This Year

was actually specifically extraordinary), but that might be cheating, and unlike your own ex-girlfriend, I would personally never deceive for you.

If we were to re-hash, we’d tell you how a lot we love the

RodeOH Harness

(
we reviewed it, bear in mind?
) as well as the

SpareParts Harness Combo
.

We would recommend some

Lesbian Erotica

and tell you that Amazon continues to have crazy-ass discounts on Lelo products like 63percent off a

Lelo Liv Personal Massager

and then we’d let you know that we would like a

WeVibe
.

We would also direct one to
Great Vibrations’ Beautiful Valentine’s Day Gifts
and
Babeland’s Surprise Guide
and remind one
get an Autostraddle Calendar
which can be today for sale for $14.

But let us perhaps not rehash (though all backlinks to past gift books are in the end). Let us begin yet again, but unique, with ten circumstances we’re 100% positive your gf wants. Actually probably any feminine relative, roommate, or colleague would need these matters.

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10 Super-Special Valentine’s Gifts

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From
Lesbophilia
:

“When I encountered [The pleasure of Lesbian Sex], I was captivated because of it, partially of the text, which talked of really love between women in a way I would never heard before, but primarily from the images, which struck me personally by their unique distinction from the pictures of girl-on-girl action I’d seen in men’s room publications, and that I came to choose over these types of pictures for just two factors.

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This packaging is awesome precious. Prepare your ass pre-spanking and soothe your own ass post-spanking. Just what otherwise could a lady ask for? Nothing. This is basically the many.

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Once upon a time, somebody made a decision to print 100 lesbian “erotic difficulties” on little bits of report, in English as well as in Spanish, roll-up those bits of paper, stick them in a heart-shaped field, and sell these with tweezers that are intended to be regularly remove the items of paper from heart package. The reports are subsequently read out and sensual challenges are performed. So now this is out there. It’s right here for reasons, exactly like sunlight.

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If you have ever seen some body try making boob-shaped dessert without a boob-shaped cakepan, then you’ll determine what a valuable gift that is.

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Are not these the cutest restraints you have ever before laid the little vision on? I am being serious I think normally super-cute.

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This will cost you around $5, so you can wager it is good for your genital pH.

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Whether your babe is actually a superhero for the sheets, she needs underpants that mirror this heritage.

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This club of detergent consists of hand-poured normal veggie glycerin and it is vegan-friendly. The Rachel Maddow Soap is coffee-scented. While they just have one bar of Rachel Maddow detergent presently, it seems they would be happy to make more taverns of Rachel Maddow soap per the request.

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Are you considering able to conceal your poker face? Or your own POKE HER face?

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It seems that there’s a lot to state about this subject. A complete book’s worth!

To get more assistance on sexy vacation purchasing:

+ Autostrddle’s
2011 NSFW Sunday Present Guide

+ Autostraddle’s
12 Books About Sex

+ Autostraddle’s
Last-minute 2010 NSFW Valentines Time Present Guide

+ Autostraddle’s
2010 NSFW Sunday Gift Guide

+ Autostraddle’s
Boyshorts Guide
and
Cologne/Perfume 101